Disney quotes from A-Z

luwonderlands:

phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

Always reblog this

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(Source: nativefunkk)

romantickissing:

maybe it is possible that i could be fully and wholly and completely attractive and beautiful in my body now and that i am not a “before” 

queerveganpunk:

everyone that follows me

you are important to me and i love you and i hope you have the happiest of days ahead

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

womaninthewoods:

caseyngarner:

Grand Haven, Michigan

This was only a quick hop away from Grand Rapids.

Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch.

Male proverb (via parahdocks)

(Source: clype)

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

userbar:

when your parents give you a lecture they’ve given you 900 times before and you’re just left sitting there like

image

(Source: userbar)

(Source: p-akman)

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you